So You're A Single Woman?

Howdy!

Did a stranger give you a business card with this site's address? Did a friend send you a link to get here? Are on a quest to go to every website on the internet and somehow hit this one? Whatever the case, welcome to my latest and greatest plan to meet the woman of my dreams - it may not be the best you've seen but surely there are points for effort. If you don't find this concept funny and/or endearing, I highly recommend checking out the "I'm Not Single" page (link), sending an angry email to me at KevinIsStillAvailable@gmail.com, or just closing the website. Otherwise, please enjoy!

The Basics:

• 25 years old

• 6'1" tall when I don't slouch

• Atlanta, GA for the forseeable future

• Finance as a Senior Analyst

• I do not use any drugs, and I drink responsibly - I was advised by my legal team not to add a joke here

A Bit More: 

• I love long talks, deep talks, and silly talks about anything: if you bring the passion, I'll bring the energy 

• I enjoy woodworking and I'm very handy - I can build you a table (or do some electrical work if you don't mind the high likelihood of an electrical fire)

• What I lack in fashion sense, I make up for in common sense

• Fun facts about me:

  • I owned an operated an ice cream truck through highschool

  • I won my University's Senior Superlative for Class Clown (my parents were not thrilled)

  • I've been to over 15 countries, and I'd love to go to all the rest - but pass on France

• I am looking for a long term relationship, but I'm in no rush and want to see where things go; here is some more personal stuff about me:

  • I am extremely honest when I'm not cracking a joke or planning a surprise

  • Nothing brings me more happiness than making others smile 

  • I'm very ambitious career-wise, but my greatest ambition is to one day have the time and money to make sure my family is always happy

The Big Ask:

I hope you got a laugh out of the page. If not, check out some of the other pages, or better yet, come meet me! If I can't make you laugh, I'll even buy you an Uber home - I'll probably offer rather quickly if you're intentionally trying to be a bummer to mess with me (but props if you can keep it up). If you email me, I guarantee a bespoke date planned just for you or someone else's plan if I get canceled on. Either way, for a fun time fill out the Form below or email: KevinIsStillAvailable@gmail.com.

If you aren't sold but know someone who may be interested, please refer her to this website! Even if you don't know someone interested but have that "matchmaker friend" put me in the rotation, I'm an awesome addition to double dates and friend groups. Plus, for each solid referral I'll enter you into a quarterly raffle - I'm not sure what the prize will be yet, maybe a new car, maybe an elderly rescue dog, we'll figure it out next quarter.