So You've Found the Top Secret Page?

Ok, to be fair I didn't actually try to hide this page,

This is an Easter Egg for those most dedicated to getting info on me through my website. It's similar to fun, but boring and informational instead. This page is "fun" in the way your boss might tell you that they have something "fun" for you to do today. But people have told me that my website needs more info about me, and I'm nothing if not a man of the people.

Hobbies:

• I volunteer at a community garden on Sunday mornings and am the youngest person there by at least 30 years

• I play tennis on Saturday mornings and will be joining an ALTA team as soon as I figure out how (please help)

• I am a prolific letter writer and an amazing poet if you've never read poetry before and are easily impressed

• I am deeply social and average meeting up with friends at least 4 times a week, but I'm willing to cut that back a bit if you're willing to step up a few times a week

• I love to read (fiction, largely sci-fi and literature) but I like the rest of my hobbies more so I don't read as often as I'd like  

Sports:

• I will not abandon my Arizona teams on principal, but that principal is that it feels cruel to kick a man while he's down

• I am more than happy to support your college team, especially because Emory has no football team and excels primarily at women's tennis

• I will die on this hill: THE GOAT is Jahangir Khan. I have never watched professional squash in my life, and I never plan to; however, from 1981 to 1986 he won 555 consecutive, professional level games with no team to carry him so whoever your hero is has nothing on King Khan.

• I also support Max Verstappen (F1) and Liz Beardsley (soccer) - both long stories

Travels:

• I've been around a bit largely during 2 long trips to Europe. I put an asterisk in places I didn't stay in long enough to spend the night:

  • At least half the states, the U.S. VI (British VI*), Puerto Rico*

  • Canada

  • Mexico

  • Costa Rica

  • Panama*

  • Ecuador

  • Ireland

  • U.K.

  • Spain

  • Portugal

  • Netherlands

  • Switzerland

  • Germany

  • Italy

  • Vatican*

  • Belgium

  • Hungary

  • Slovakia

  • Austria

  • Israel

  • New Zealand

• I have an upcoming trip to Japan planned and I'm debating going to either Singapore or Korea for the week before

Politics, Religion, Values, & Money:

• I'd rather put my social security number and mother's maiden name on the internet

• I'll make you ask in person and I'll ask you in kind, we need something to talk about, don't we?

  • Jokes aside, I don't like to wait too long to talk about the important things in life because I really am looking for love and date with purpose, so I'd hate to waste your time if we are going to have notable disagreements

• But before you worry, I can respect anyone with any view so long as they understand why they hold it and it doesn't deprive others the right to dissent