About This Site

Hi, I'm Kevin!

This site is my attempt to get a date using the pinnacle of 1990s internet technology and the mentality of a 1980s dating video service. Apparently, my fear of giving out my personal information online is not as strong as my interest in starting a relationship. But if I'm going to be on Hinge where anyone can see me anyway, why not also make a dating profile I can hand out in person?

Well the obvious issue is that anyone will be able to see this. You are a great example, I have no idea who you are. So let's have some fun together! This site is designed so that hopefully some great single women can find me and be charmed by my corny nonsense, and there's a little something for everyone else too. If you feel like you don't fit into one of the listed segments on the home page, please email me at: KevinIsStillAvailable@gmail.com.

This whole thing is supposed to be lighthearted. Please have a laugh at my expense and if you find yourself confused or offended, just laugh at me some more. I'd really appreciate it if you could share this with any single women with my appreciation being proportional to how compatible you think we'd be. Thank you, and enjoy the site!