So You're Not Single?

What's up,

You lucky bastard. On behalf of all the single people, we hope your relationship falls apart so one day you will be the one who is jealous of us. In the meantime, we wish you nothing but happiness and good fortune (but that's not what we're whispering behind your back).

In seriousness though, I'm not interested in joining a thruple, but I am happy to make new friends with you, your S/O, or both! Who knows, maybe soon we will be able to go on a double date? But if you have any single friends who may be interested, refer my website.