So You're My Relative?

Heeeeyyyyyyyyy,

Ok, so this is definitely awkward, but can we say either of us are surprised? I'm not sure how this got back to you, but clearly I anticipated the possibility; likewise, you know me well enough to know I would do this. I would appreciate it if you did not read the rest of the website, and also maybe reached out to me about who in the family has seen it and how you found it so I can do some damage control.

See you at Thanksgiving!