So You're My Friend?

Heyo!

This is the real most important page on the website. Who needs a long term, fulfilling relationship that gives them something to live and work for when they have random dudes who occasionally come over for poker? Welcome to my foray into the world of online dating, consider yourself enlisted into the cause. If you know anyone who would be good to set me up with, let me know! If you meet someone out and about who you think would be good for me, pass on this website. If you get actually enlisted into a military draft, let me know where I can send you a care package and if you'd rather have twizzlers, red vines, or like more bullets (we'll see what you need on the front).

The biggest hand I could get is a blind date, but I'd love if you could refer women to this website - even explictly for the purpose of laughing at your idiot friend. You too are eligible for the referal bonus and as my friend I'll take your recomendations quite seriously, or at least as seriously as I take anything else. If all goes well we can double date! It'll be fun.