So You're A Hiring Manager?

To whom it may concern,

This website is certainly not for networking purposes as I'm sure you've noticed. Frankly, I love my job and have never had difficulty in networking or finding offers, so I don't wish for this to be another channel to find work. This page is mostly here in the off chance my boss finds this website to give him a little scare (as much as I don't want him to see this, he would get a laugh out of this page). 

That being said, there is rarely a bad time to network, so I'll include an old, semi-redacted version of my resume below omitting my current work experience and some employer names to add some small amount of anonymity. If you are interested in talking, feel free to email the least professional possible email KevinIsStillAvailable@gmail.com, though again, I am not looking to make a career change and think it is unlikely that will change any time soon.